You'd think this smelly boat had a death toll attached to it, from how solemn the talking heads are about this. Mind you, the toilets flush, there is running (cold) water, but the stinky fridges? Yeah. It'll be the Mary Celeste in 12 hours when it docks. Spoiled lettuce will have driven everyone into the ocean.
Man. And I thought it was bad yesterday when they were implying that taking a bus home through Mexico IS GOING TO KILL YOU, GRANDMA, YOUR KIDS, AND YOUR DOG.
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Ever since my ex-husband started going on yearly cruises; I lost any desire to ever take one. If he is any indication of the caliber of people I will be traveling with; why would I go. Gluttonous, booze swilling, superficial folks glad handing strangers from a cloud of JD and gingivitis. They see themselves bolder ,smarter, witter and more affluent than reality allows. Cruise cocaine for the middle aged. No thank you.
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